The Screwballs

Hey everybody, this blog is going good thanks to your support and I just wanted to let you know that Jasper, Jake P, Scott, Nick V and I have created a new more official blog that will be all about sports with a tie in of humor. It's going to be really good, but can only be a great success with your help so please visit thescrewballs.com and remember to have fun...Fink Out

Julie vonFoerster and Morgan Morton

Hey everyone just thought I'd check in. Lovin life with my girls jkv and mem. Love everyone!!!!!!!!!!

How to Tie a Bow Tie

Well fellas it's prom season and wearing a bow tie is essential to your tux. You don't want to have a sloppy bow tie. You want to be looking as fresh as possible. When your bow tie is looking fresh then you are looking fresh and that can only bring about good things. So look fresh and tie your bow tie the right way.

Fantasy Baseball Week 3 Update

This section of the blog will pertain to my fantasy baseball team, the Puerto Rican Cattle Smugglers. This weeks matchup is a highly awaited battle between the Smugglers and Team Foreskin. Team Foreskin is headed by the one and only J-Money. J-Money has taken a lot of strategic angles to perfecting his team which has led my team to a 100 point deficit as of now. The Cattle Smugglers are looking to regain composure and mount a comeback starting tonight with the Smugglers ace, Felix Hernandez, making the start on the mound against the dreaded Oakland Athletics. Team Foreskin's Max Scherzer (Detroit Tigers) was quoted, "Yeah J-Money has a solid lineup put in place for the Foreskins this week, but the Smugglers are such a scrappy team that you never really quite know what the outcome will be." When the Smugglers own Kurt Suzuki was asked a question by a TMZ reporter about his recent allegations with the use of banned steroids he replied, "I don't really care, i'm pretty much addicted to them now and anyways it makes my guns look huge. I am still struggling to get over the effects that the steroids have had on my pecker."

                                                         Kurt Suzuki

Red Wings Sweep Coyotes

The Detroit Red Wings swept the Coyotes in 4 straight games. This begs the question for Phoenix fans: Is our team going to be here next year? There have been rumors that the coyotes may be relocating their team to Winnipeg. But besides this extra problem for Phoenix fans lets talk about how they got murked by the Wings. The Wings won in 4 easy games by a multiple goal margin every time. Last night, they manhandled the Coyotes by winning 6-3. They didn't even have their stars Henrik Zetterberg and Johan "The Mule" Franzen. They showed that they are a serious contender for Lord Stanley's Cup. We will see how they fare in the upcoming round 2 of the 2011 playoffs with an opponent to still be determined.

Shane Doan, Coyotes Captain was quoted after there final loss,

"Yeah i'm disappointed but, I heard that Winnipeg has some good looking ladies!"

An Overview Of Jack Apap

This whole post will be devoted to the one and only Jack Apap. Jack is a good looking man (almost, but not quite as good looking as me) and he excels in all he does (except talking to girls and academics). Jack's favorite NHL player is Vancouver Canucks goalie, Roberto Luongo. On Luongo Jack says "Luongo's style of play really just makes my insides tingle with happiness and joy". Jack is currently working at the Detroit Zoo and excels at his job of feeding the polar bears. Jack says that "Later in life, wow i have no idea, i'll probably just play NHL 11 with my girlfriend and maybe work at Aeropostale." Apap is truly a great man with a grasp on life.

"The world is like a rollercoaster. I'm gonna ride it all day and all night."  -Jack Apap

Trap Talk 101

This lesson right here will inform you about the proper way to utilize trap talk in case your are ever in a situation that calls for it. If you live on Joy rd. or MLK Blvd. This is an everday occurence.So first, trap talk is to be used only when in a trap house (place where illegal substances are sold) or when writing a critical anlysis about the book, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. If trap talk is ever utilized outside of these situations then something is seriously whack. Next trap talk is not just a form of language, but it is rather a way to express one's self. Trap talk is an art that should be left to the pros. Now you are informed about trap talk and I hope you have come away after reading this a little more knowledgeable.

Keep it GUCCI