Fantasy Baseball Week 3 Update

This section of the blog will pertain to my fantasy baseball team, the Puerto Rican Cattle Smugglers. This weeks matchup is a highly awaited battle between the Smugglers and Team Foreskin. Team Foreskin is headed by the one and only J-Money. J-Money has taken a lot of strategic angles to perfecting his team which has led my team to a 100 point deficit as of now. The Cattle Smugglers are looking to regain composure and mount a comeback starting tonight with the Smugglers ace, Felix Hernandez, making the start on the mound against the dreaded Oakland Athletics. Team Foreskin's Max Scherzer (Detroit Tigers) was quoted, "Yeah J-Money has a solid lineup put in place for the Foreskins this week, but the Smugglers are such a scrappy team that you never really quite know what the outcome will be." When the Smugglers own Kurt Suzuki was asked a question by a TMZ reporter about his recent allegations with the use of banned steroids he replied, "I don't really care, i'm pretty much addicted to them now and anyways it makes my guns look huge. I am still struggling to get over the effects that the steroids have had on my pecker."

                                                         Kurt Suzuki